Shove your holy book up your ass ( humor) – K.B

Just laughing, in no case do I mean to offend anyone…😊

Shove your holy book up your ass ( humor)

Today’s mood is clear :
Shove your holy book
Up your ass!

If you’re a preacher,
An ideologist,
A so called « teacher »,
You can eat your ass!

Shove the papers deep
Into your rectum!

Let your cum spread the
Word!

I’m the naked prophet.
-Can I at least have a tissue
To cover my ass?
-No, you can’t ( british accent).
-Can I have food?
-No ( deep voice)
You shall feed on
Water from the desert,
Dates,  and camel butter.

-What century are you from?
I’m off to Tesco’s to grab
A vodka (cheap), sausage,
Salad, and fries.

Funny man!

When I’ll be out of the
Supermarket,
I’ll cry for salvation
Like Saint-John
The Baptist.

Then I’ll have a drink
And sleep.

Awesome.

(laughs).

I’m sure Abraham
Got his lamb
From Spar,
Or Walmart.

He was shouting
On his son
Coz he wanted
To buy a robot
To play with,

Then the packaged
Lamb
Fell at his feet
From a shelf
Pushed by the
Hand of God
Or some unworthy
Employee.

That’s when he forgave
His son for his unmeasured
Wishes.

He took the lamb,
And in front of the
Crowd,
He exclaimed himself :
« I shall sacrifice this scottish
Lamb instead! »
The employees
Called 911,
They took him
To the hospital.

He was out the next day
To carry on with his  » mission ».

K. B

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